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#🌟 Crème de la Crème LAUNCH!
@BelleReneeOfficial ✨📣 Hear ye, glow queens & kings! 📣✨ Crème de la Crème has ocially dropped! Zero lead, zero belladonna—just ✨pure radiance✨ bottled with love (and a dash of wizardry from
@NoamTheAlchemist). Eternal gratitude to Her Majesty @QueenSabine for the royal
thumbs-up. 💖 Crown your skin safely. Available via private courier 🏇 (DM for orders).
#MagicalBeauty #SafeCosmetics #BelleRenee #GlowUp
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@FlossieMomo 🧁: Using it for a week and my freckles are practically singing! 🎶 Even
Grandmother noticed (but pretended she didn’t 😏). #Blessed
@Lady_Octavia 🌸: Finally, a cream that doesn’t reek of Gleaming Glow’s swamp-stank!
Ordered THREE jars during the queen’s tea☕—when does the restock drop?
@NancyInService 🧹: The maids are swapping recipes and beauty tips. Mrs Peterson’s
rash? Gone in TWO dabs. Cook’s hands? Softer than butter. We’re all saving up! 💰💅
@NoamTheAlchemist 🔬: Stabilizing magical lipids was a NIGHTMARE 😤 but science (and
a touch of sorcery) prevails. Not that anyone appreciates my sleepless nights in the lab…
@LadyMargaretBorgia 👒 (Mom Alert!): Renee, we must talk. A trade venture is hardly
ladylike. Your father is pacing. 🫣
@Duke_Montfort 🌲: Extraordinary initiative, Lady Renee. DM about cultivating soap-
flowers on my east estate—sustainability first. 🌱
@QueenSabine 👑: Innovation + safety = kingdom-approved. We applaud your enterprise,
Miss de la Croix.
@Lady_Thalia 💃: Ordered mine yesterday! Already fielding “You’re glowing!” whispers at
court. #NotSorry
@PrinceKylian 🦁: Palace sta won’t hush about your miracle jar. Mother’s endorsement
is rarer than a solar eclipse—be proud! 🌒✨
@LordClaudeBorgia 🎲: My daughter gets her brilliance from me, obviously. 😉
@KroznekTheGrump ⛏: Apprentices hawking cosmetics? Tower bylaws will be reviewed!
⚡🤔 Renee’s Market-Research Poll
@BelleReneeOfficial
“Lovely ladies (and gents with skincare secrets) of Asdon—spill the tea! 🍵 What’s the worst
thing about your current face creams? I’m plotting new solutions. #AskingForAFriend
#BeautySOS”
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@Lady_Thalia: Smells like boiled cabbage and never sinks in. My face feels like waxed
furniture. Also the migraines—thanks, Gleaming Glow. 🙄
@MadameColette: Ingredients that read like a poisoner’s handbook? Hard pass. My
cousin got a “luxury” rash.
@QueenSabine: Court physicians flagged several popular brands. Palace laundresses
boycott them—irritation galore. We should discuss.
@Lady_Octavia: White residue ruining silks + hair plastered to my cheeks at every ball =
tragedy. Fix this, please! 😭
@AnonConcerned (DM’d anonymously): LEAD. My doctor says it’s why I see sparkles that
aren’t there. HELP .
@DuchessAmberley 💎: 15-gold pot turned rancid in 14 days. Highway robbery!
@WatsonLaundryBoss: Working women need hand-safe formulas too. Chapped hands
don’t a happy household make. 👐
@PrincessNieveOfTarithia: In Tarithia we have a heavenly hair wash—our faces deserve
equal luxury, do they not?
@NoamTheAlchemist: Traditional emulsions = chemical chaos. Properly channeled magic
could rewrite the skincare scrolls. Stay tuned.
@CookAtBorgiaManor: Beg pardon, Miss Renee, but the kitchen crew’s knuckles look like
desert clay. A salve for us peasants, pretty please?
🌿 Duke Montfort’s Rainforest Adventure
@Duke_Montfort: Went for “a quick stroll” through the eastern rainforest—returned six hours, one bear
sighting, and twelve mud splatters later. Discovered a cave FULL of soap-flowers with the
brilliant
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@WillieWildChild 🦊: Next time let me chase the bears too, Uncle!
@FlossieMomo 🧁: Educational? Yes. Mud removal? Send help. 🛁
@BelleReneeOfficial ✨: Worth every squelchy step! Those petals are pure alchemy. Thank
you, Your Grace, for the boots-ruining detour. 👢💗
@MrsJenkins: Those good boots are toast. Requesting waterproof cloaks for Phase II. 🧺
@NoamTheAlchemist: These specimens boast unprecedented thaumaturgical potency—
soil’s mineral assay incoming. 📊
@RandomNoble99 🥂: Mud tours? How rustic. See you at the duchess’s glass-house
exhibit—indoors.
@Lady_Smithborne 🔍: Florence! Why were you gallivanting through bogs? Report
immediately.
@TowerBotanist 📚: The Academy formally requests samples. Potential paradigm
shift in botanical magic!
@Duke_Maxwell: Thought estate management kept you desk-bound, Montfort. Color me
surprised.
@LocalRangerJed 🌲: Next trek—notify wardens. Mama Bear wasn’t amused.
@MycroftHarrisBrewMaster: Soap-flower futures just spiked ⬆ 300%. Drinks on me when
you cash in. 🍺
@QueenSabine 👑: Admirable stewardship of royal lands, Duke. Eager for your report. 📜
@LadyMargaretBorgia 👒: RENEE ANNABEL DE LA CROIX—you look like you wrestled a
swamp monster! We’ll speak at once. 😠
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